Where is "Nambia"?

Where is "Nambia"?

Postby seamas o dalaigh » Sun Sep 24, 2017 9:30 pm

President Trimalchio does it again!

"Nambia's health system is increasingly self-sufficient," said US President Donald Trump at a lunch with African leaders in New York on Wednesday, reeling off a list of their nations' achievements.

But no such country exists.

Could the US leader have been referring to Namibia? Zambia? Or perhaps, The Gambia?



http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-41345577

Of the various amusing comments on Twitter, the following approaches comic genius:

“According to researchers, Nambia’s #1 export is Covfefe. Huge deal in the works to increase trade. Very, very big deal.”
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Re: Where is "Nambia"?

Postby inthegobi » Mon Oct 02, 2017 12:29 pm

I hear Nambia once was in a federation with Pambia, but the federal troops were very um, ineffective.
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/rimshot/

On the plus side, the giant pamba is safe from poachers.
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/rimshot/

Many American soldiers died in Namb; 'very few people know this.'
https://www.myinstants.com/instant/rimshot/

(I come from a long line of bad-joke tellers)

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Re: Where is "Nambia"?

Postby seamas o dalaigh » Mon Oct 02, 2017 11:20 pm

Chris,

Truly dreadful.
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